Err raya counselling?

"Oi, have you told her yet?"

"Huh, bout what?"

"seriously, do we need to do this AGAIN?"

"Okay2 fine.. I haven't. There, satisfied?"

"What. No!"

"Alaaaa,, doesn't matter la."

"Hello, you are losing your chance man! You are losing!!"

"Losing? When?"

"The two days?? Come on, that is some serious precious time laa.. and it wasn't you who gets it.."

"Haih,, nak wat cane, lgy pun.. ntahlaaa.."

"Eyh,,, if u don't come clean and let her know before its too late,, melepas la kau tau x?"

"So? I got you back when you were taken away, why can't i do the same thing?"

"Eh, time... You-me.. YEARS. You-her... MONTHS.. plus,, i bagi u can tau... bweekk :p"

"uhhh,, do u really have to be right about this?? damn it laa.."

"padan muka"

"ahhh... really..."

"what are you afraid of? just tell her, it would be fine.. you did it before, what's the difference this time?"

"I'm not afraid of saying it, in fact i can say it out LOUD in PUBLIC, seriously... what i'm afraid of is what will be the reply of what i said.. now THAT is SCARY.. :S"

"why do i feel like this is similar to our story?"

"uhm,, which one?"

"form 3, the triangle war.. sheeshh how childish until to call it that.."

"ohh that,, wait, ape yg sama?"

"kau ni kan ishh, its the same thing, u start the gossip and rumors, things get heated, others follow the flow,, then suddenly u changed side. from observer to player, wth wehhh.."

"ohh, yea, that... uhmm,, can we not talk about my makan tuan punye plan??"

"no, i still don't get it.."

"how should i know... i guess i need some competition?"

"competition? kau igt aq ni apa? grand prize? eff u man.."

"ishhh no! haa,, dunno la.. da la tukar topik!"

"okay. go tell her!"

"ughh.."

"apa lagi.."

"how about our promise?"

"the one about 7years of studies, having stable income and such?"

"yeah.."

"well, who says you have to be together bf/gf? just tell her what you feel.."

"uhhh, i don't think that makes sense.."

"then wait for 7years, get your Dr. title, get a car, a house, stable income, then we'll see how things will work."

"so,, just watch?"

"pfft, even if i don't tell you, you will do your stuff for the 7years kan? buatlah ape yg ko rase patut,,"

"........"

"dlm mAsa 7thn tu, lagi ramai u akan jumpa.."

"tp x hidup 2gether kan.."

"haha, i know u well,, things like that won't bother u, dulu sendiri jgak cakap, kalau sudah tertulis jodoh itu, pasti akan bersama.. "

"hahhah, u actually remember that? wow.."

"well sometimes, you say things worth remembering :p"

"sarcastic-nyee"

"time2 cani la i can beat u in sarcasm hehe"

"hey.."

"ape?"

"thanks :)"

"my pleasure, yela, kalau bkn aq, sape lgy nk layan kau hahaha"

5ayan9 kau....

P/s: this is fiction. tiada kene mengena dgn sesape yg hidup or tlh meninggal dunia. tq :D

It's a PANDEMONIUM !!!

What's up people? Just started my life as a so called A-level student in Management & Science University in Shah Alam. Things were fun, all rainbows, sunshine and lollipops for the first two weeks. I met 24 new friends which I will spend 7 and a half of my life with them. It's very interesting! There's this girl who's REALLY TALL. I mean seriously tall that I can't even accept it! She's also super duper SWEET! She makes us 3in1 Nescafe` , a heart-melting smile with dimples(she even smiles when we tease her!)! I told you, she is sweet! Wait, she is CUTE too!!! AAhhhh!! :)) Then there's my house mates, each with different personalities, uniqueness and weirdness. One is a happy go lucky who loves to clean(sometimes he's like a maid :P), another one who is "baik & suci" is damn good at making drinks and really love kids, a "Sabahan" genius that always sleeps earlier than the rest of us(mostly) with his unique accent, there's this guy with a very gentleman attitude that he would hide usually but if you observe carefully you will be amazed and he got this charismatic and bold plus dark aura around him which makes him someone you can just forget, and then there is this dude who's really funny, smart and an ass hole that got into trouble in many situations and in few incidents we both got into trouble for the same reason so he's kinda like my partner in crime! Hmmm... I want to write about each and every single one of them.... But I'm lazy.... AH! Boleh lagi ni! OK2. Next, a leng-lui who is one of the 363 smartest SPM students(get me?) now that's one thing the quality that I like about her is that she's a classic type! She likes DIKIR BARAT! When she tries to dikir, it sounds adorably cute! ^o^ There's my schoolmate, surprisingly he is actually shy in front of females(wow) but still in front of other guys he is "galak" hahah! A Kedah missy which is very charming because of her accent, her attitude(sangat2 menarik lagi2 time dia pandang at you with her specs kat bawah sket, alaa cam gaya cikgu yg seksi gitu xp) and her skills in karate(international` bro!), and she is a very fun person to be with( I mean to hang out) at any time! Haa! There's this de facto petite girl who is very the kalut or in english klutz, that only has made her darling plus she's good in cultural stuff like dancing, pantun and maybe singing(I haven't her sing YET) oh, and she loves wearing make-up and particularly good at it :)) Uhmm there is this leng-cai, who have a twin brother, both of them are damn smart, he got a charming smile, a very knowledgeable person in many IT stuff, I bet he's awesome in basketball(not being a stereotype but he does seems like it), a tall guy who's genius in physics, very calm, cool and pleasant guy, I haven't any chance to hang out with him for so long yet but so far he's cool(so I guess I'm gonna let him be the COOL GUY hehe). Next comes this big guy, he is like the clown of the batch with one heck of a dirty AND genius mind! Nevertheless, this guys lose in FIFA with my housemate haahahah! Then comes another Sabahan guy, he kinda have the cute boy appearance, a sportsman, and sometimes a very weird guy(he always says “Aweks aweks!” but his taste is out” :D There is this hot girl(well I can’t find any other words for her) very the cute cute type from her manner of speech to her dressing and somehow she’s been recognized by her Hoot~ trademark, her housemate(which is the oldest among all of us) is very bold, and energetic, and not shy to do things that other girls might refuse to do! Uhmm, next is….. the second petite girls among us! First, a dame that until now I still can’t find what to tease her with, she’s very nice and loves to smile. There is this girl who’s very stylish and uhmm how to say… matured? She’s very attractive and very good in cultural stuff too, not forget to mention her smart-ness J There is also these three other girls who I can’t comment much(haven’t spend much time with them) except they are very hardworking, cheerful and also very ambitious! The last three are: A Ganu girl who’s very “talented” in PING-PONG, fair skin, and quite the matured looking face and she shocked me(or maybe even the whole class) during our Chemistry class as she explain about something in DETAILSSS!! Another Pantai Timur girl with a very THICK accent but she is very nice and sweet and kinda like the quiet quiet type(maybe la) and she gave us “keropok” the other day so THANK YOU! Last but not least, the second tallest girl among us, a very frightening fact about her is that she is good, no wait, she is awesome in silat, so it takes idiots(like some two asshole) to actually piss her off, but she is very pretty, she dresses well, her smiles are not as sweet as the tallest girl, her smiles are wide, I love it when she gets angry and silently swears J) and she reminds a lot of my Melissa! Which makes me want to tease her and infuriate her more and more and more and more!!! So it’s not that I’m a bad person, but it’s just that she’s perfect to make fun off and to be fighting against!! HEhehe! So that’s all for now, until I found new things fun enough for me to write on, see you and Assalamualaikum~

:D =) :P

Title

I still don't know what or how I am suppose to think of a Title for each post.

Okay so on my account, this blog is abandoned, by me and everyone else so it's a good thing, I can now write things that I should not and would not say in my normal daily life.

LIES

Yezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lepas la sial interbiu JPA!!! Alhamdulillah!! OK, skang aq nak story sket pengembaraan yg tak berapa best pun ni!

12a.m. 12April2011

Solat Isyak,pergh da mmg byk dosa kalu x solat mmg xtau nk jadi pe nnt, lepas tu aq mkn yongtaufoo bapak aq bli kat R&R seremban tadi. Abes mandi aq lepak jap, minum coke, pastu gi prepare tuk interbiu------ iron baju, susun sijil, check list, dll.. (IC aq ilang sial, naseb bek jumpe

kt bwh katil) Lepas rase sume benda da redi aq pn baring dan men PSP kesayangan aq. Tup2

vibrator aq gegar... oh ade sms dr kwn aq suh doakan dia pnye TESL(kut) yg ari slase gak, aq pn

trigt nk wat mende yg same, so aq pn sms la kat org2 yg aq nk, sori ye kedit da nk kering so xde

la sume aq anta. Time kasih la kat KACANG yg bek ati call aq bg smangat, chaiyok2! Gudluck

gak kat MARA nnt! Jgk kat abu yg wat lwk x klaka smpi aq xleh tido, hmm trime kasih jelahh.

King yg tetibe rajin sms aq, bek2 ngan aji kang ye(khamis)....

5.45a.m 12April2011

Terang benderang blk aq, adk aq bkk lampu sbb dye nk redi gy skola, aq bangun amek tuala, makan kentang goreng sket, tegug coke(lagi) then smbg tido..... tetibe lak alarm aq bnyi,.... da kul 6a.m. azan pn berkumandang.... aq mandi la sejuk2 sbb mlm td hujan lebat.... cuak pnye pasal aq siap wat2 cam interbiu sorang2 dlm tandas, sblm disergah adk aq suh aq cpat sket, dye nk mandi gak. so bersiapla aq ngan baju kemeja putih, tie oren(tp ayah aq tkar tie kaler hitam putih sbb dye kate tie oren+kemeja putih= Staff TMPoint~apekejadah??) Kasut itam ayah aq yg agk longgar, oh aq pkai Contact Lens(1st time!), jam, pen yg stailo kat poket, uhh sapu tangan, dan trus angkat beg nek keta....

6.30~7.30a.m.

Lama gak nk gy INTEC ni, jauh dr tmpt aq kot. Nasihat aq, lbh bek gy cari tmpt ni at least sehari sblm interbiu supaye x klam kabut ble sesat... Spanjang perjalanan aq bkak topic anwar ibrahim ngan ayah aq sbb aq nk ilangkn rasa takut(berkesan la gaks..) So pandai2 la korang cari cara nk hiburkan ati time dlm keta/moto/ktm/bas nanti ye.

7.45a.m.

Sampai di kwsn yg sepatutnye.... Skang kne siyes sket..

1. Check nama korang kat list yg dia da tampal kat notice board dan sign.. Catit korang pnye panel nombor brape, penting tau!

Time aq, notice board ni sng gile nak cari sbb dia kat centre bangunan tu dan ko akan nmpk org berkerumun ramai2, kalau blh mak ayah tu x perlu nk tgk, korang sendiri yg check dan sign, kang ramai2 wat semak je.

2. Sementara tunggu announcement, sila la ke tandas, kantin dan pandai2 la borak2>> ngan org len, tp biasenye ada la dak same skola ngan ko kt situ.

Tetapi jangan la ko gy wat clique sampai x endah org len.. DAN ADALAH DIJAMIN KORANG AKAN JUMPE SENIOR@BATCH 7 DISANA... So, jgn la kerek, tegur2 la walau xtau nama..

3. Kalau da nk dekat kul 8a.m.(bagi yg berkenaan) cpat2 kumpul kat tmpt yg ada ramai org tadi(bukan kantin atau tandas). Akan ada instructor bagi tau location bilik menunggu bagi panel masing2. So ikut je arahan dia.

Time ni blh bwk lagi phone, beg dan plg penting sijil2 korang.

4. Dalam bilik menunggu, cepat2 kenal2 ngan orang yg duduk satu lane(satu panel) ngan korang.

Ya, nnt senang nk communicate time interview dan nk mintak nombor(:DDDD) lepas interview. Sila check satu list kat meja di depan anda(ada dua org penjagakt stu) sign nama anda dan ambil tag number anda(aq dapat no.5). Anda2 akan diminta menyerahkan salinan dokumen yang telah dinyatakan dalam notis yg anda dapat utk datang interbiu ni dan jugak original copy of sijil2 yang anda2 banggakan itu...

8.00a.m.(tepat gile b*b*)

Aq batch yg first skali kena!! So, siyes cuak(tp ade awek tudung unggu yg sgt sweet wat aq rilex)! Jangan gabra, bawak pen(letak kat poket baju). Tinggalkan beg, phone dan sume yg ada. Bawak diri dan keyakinan je. Ada instructor akan bawak korang gy bilik interview tu....

Sampai kat pintu..

X kisah korang yg orang 1st ke, 3rd ke, last ke, just ketuk pintu and bagi salam sebelum masuk. Langkah la kaki kanan dlu, bagi konfiden sket. Jalan bagi stail mcm model ke ape ke jgn nmpk leweh. Senyum je and pandang mke interviewers(ada 3) tu.

JANGAN DUDUK TANPA MINTAK IZIN! Walaupun org sblh ko da duduk, just pandang kat interviewer and tanya blh duduk ke x(x pun korang gne la body gesture mnx izin nk duduk). Pastikan posture duduk tu betul, duduk kaki firm on the ground, jangan sandar(kalu badan ko gmok tu xpe la)

(mamat ni pun x sandar tawww)

, don't slouch(bongkok) either, tangan kat peha, mke SENYUM, gerakkan ibu jari kaki skali skale supaya x gemuruh sgt, dan bernafaas lah seperti biasa...

THEN YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE BECOME A REALITY!!!! HUAAHAHAHAHA!!

XDe maknenye....

Interviewer akan suh perkenalkan diri masing2(nama,asal, skolah. kalu nk tambah lagi pun bolehhhhhh)... SILA CAKAP DENGAN TERANG DAN NYATA. BIAR BETUL TAJWID NYE. First impression penting tawww... Aq pnye turn last utk jwb soalan ni, so, orang 1~4 bagi intro yg sejibik...

"Nama saya ........ Berasal dari ......... Bersekolah di ......... Saya .........."

So time ni lak otak logik n kreatif men peranan, wat la INTRO YANG LAIN DARIPADA YANG LAIN... X payah la sampai lbh2, kalu ko bleh wat pantun time intro pn cantek gak(aq wat spontan bhai,,, terer x? haha).

Lepas intro sume, nanti dia mle la tanye soalan2. Jangan risau, x susah mane pun, cume jgn la GUBRA sampai blank. Lek2 je. Bile dia tanya, dengar betul2(blh minx ulang kalu x pasti), pandang mke dia, then amek masa fikir. Kebanyakan soalan dia aq adlh org terakhir yg jawab(NO.5 :D) So cbe consider point org len gak. Jangan lpe, ble org len cakap, pandang dia walaupun dia x pandang ko(adab tau). Ble time korang jawab, tarik nafas, then cakap dgn suara JELAS dan YAKIN, dan pandang muke interviewer dan blh bak pandang mke teammate korang utk dapat respons.

Soalan2 Yang Ditanya (Aq pnye session~Medic)

1.Kenapa nak belajar di luar negara??

2.Kenapa anda ambil jurusan perubatan ini??

3.Adakah anda akan bekerja dengan kerajaan atau dengan pihak swasta(sendiri)???

4.Jika anda tidak terpilih untuk mendapat tajaan ini, apakah perasaan anda dan apakah yang anda akan lakukan??

Senanye ade byk lagi soalan celah2an dia, tp nak tulis sme cam malaaaaaaaaass lak, nak tau tanya la kat FB mekasih... Ini course medic tau engine ka bisnes ka maybe len la lagi, and soalan lebih baik dijawab ikut interviewer, kalu dia tanya dalam bahasa MElayu, jawabnya BM, kalu English, then in English you shall answer. Tetapi kalu u ragu2 uk jawab dlm bahasa BM or BI, blh je mnx izin(Can I speak in English/Malay to answer the question?) Interviewer tu akan faham. Tapi korang pun paham2 la ape pandangan dia kat ko..

Boleh untuk mencelah kalu nk, pastikan sopan ye. Nak bantah pun boleh. Tapi time aq, xde pn bantah2 celah2 ni, dak2 team aq sme bek2, so sgt aman dan blh cakap point tanpa risau(cme interviewer kekadang ske celah). Oh, kalau time korang cakap ada interviewer yg wat dono je ngan korang(dia men kertas la, men pen la, tampar nyamuk la) ko jgn risau, teruskan bercakap dan cbe tarik perhatian dia ngan do or say sumthing yg akan menimbulkan mood shift(ko cakap benda klakau ke benda yg x masuk akal ke) asalkan sme org tetibe cam alert ngan ape yg korang katakan. BTW, adalah normal kalu ada interviewer yg sgt baik, 50-50, dan sorang lagi yg agak kejam, so lek2 sudahhhh.....

Interview akan berlangsung 45minit satu sesi. Aq rasa yg diorang kata kalau judge berminat ngan kita dia akan lbh lama ngan kita tu is just a myth. They got thousands of students to interview and to spare moar than 45minutes for a group is not appropriate since ramai lagi yg menunggu, unless u pnye group mmg btol2 interest them then MAYBE la they'll spare a few more minutes for u guys.

So setelah berhempas pulas, dan berpeluh2 menjawab soalan, tamat la interview... Bangun bila dia kata u dah boleh pergi(sila bangun dengan sopan ye, jangan sampai kerusi jatuh la ape la). Say thankyou and terima kasih, salam la judge tu.. kalau lelaki-pompuan, just tunduk hormat sket and bagi salam. Keluar dengan teratur(kalu nk jd gentleman sket bkk and tahan la pintu tu). So lepas keluar u should.... HUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Bernafas dengan sesuka hati,dan blh la puji teammate korang(bg la support!) dan amat2 digalakkan mintak nombor :D

So tamatlah interview, korang bolehlah loosen up sket... Then bole balik.......... Sebarang pertanyaan sila letak disini or FB! Aku doakan untuk yang terbaik kepada semua tak kira MARA ke JPA ke apa ke, InsyaAllah kita semua berjaya, Amiin~~ Goodluck! Terima kasih!

السلام عليكم

Esok Shortlist JPA kuar!

Yeahp! 8April 2011, starting from 3p.m. Haha, good luck everybody! So, the news is still roaming around sex videos, elections, and the death of a gentleman at MACC. POLITICS. We, still yearn for something worthy to watch on television I think, how could Malaysia be a little bit "third-classed minded people" this way? I've been thinking lately (more than usual), Malaysians are kind of errr, not so smart as I observed and asked my friends and some random strangers what is their opinion on English and Bahasa Melayu ? Surprisingly enough, most answered English separates the social class in our country. Well, they didn't actually say that but I just conclude it that way since the answers that I obtained was

"Huh, English makes your chances in getting a job, scholarship or anything jumps off the roof, that's why I took MARA pnye scholarship" says M.I.

"Pehh, ko senang la cakap, debaters kut. Cane la aq nak lawan speaking dengan kau? Maunye kang judge suruh debate, memang la dapat best speaker. Susah doh kalu x terer BI" commented Q.A.

"Wahh , kalau ckap english boleh gelenti itu scholarship ah, wa talak takut lor! Interviewers usually ask you to speak in both BM and BI you know...." blurted N.L.

"Well, fluency in English does have its own edge, even if your English is 100% PERFECT but if you talk rubbish points, then you are no different then a "DUMB BLONDE", no offense." M.N. wrote.

"ha'ah adela, mesti lagi lancar, x tersekat2, bole xplain banyak2" kata K.A.

"bro actually its not the matter of language... but the thing is..hmm its bout the way u tjuk kt interviewer tuh...how fit u r 2 get the scholar..yakin tuh pntg.." says Z.M.

Hmm, somehow , I think I just wrote something really irrelevant at the beginning!

So, whatever it is well, lets just pray for the best. For ALL OF US! Please don't be selfish!

Well then till next time, see you!

Which ONE??

Hou3! any1 still remember tht? yeahp thts the punchline from my primo blog tht i deleted like 2 years ago i think. Why??? Ugh, its too controversial plus, i got some reeally annoying cmmnt on wht i wrote! nt tht i give a sh*t, but still, HE annoys me. I mean come on!! I wrote about M, n u dint n u flip off 4 no reason. like HELLO?? if u like her go create a blog or vlog as u challenged me. btw if u buy me a camcorder or sumthin maybe ill do it kay ANONYMOUS! siyesly dude wattafak? u gt a crisis or sumthin?? anyway juz in kase u found ths blog n try to molest it AGAIN, im really gonna getcha.(By ASYRAF ZAI FROM SMKBB)

OK! thts done! so lets move on! no mirza im nt gonna talk bout M... YET! later maybe bt nt nw. uhm, i scored well in SPM bt nt TAAHT great juz an average joe. life still on the fine line between ok n sucks. im 18(in nov) i gt my spm result n im still in malaysia. nt tht i hate ths country, i juz hate the politicians! yes i mean you!! effing SODOMIZER, KILLER, retarded TRIO n all ur cronies!

(gambar hiasan)

THIS is NOT NAJIB

(gambar hiasan)

THIS IS NOT ANWAR n HIS WIFE

i knoe its a bit late, bt i am sure alot of us says "what the F*CK!" , or "ape kejadah?" and some maybe "p*k*mak l*ncau b*bi f*ck sh*t!!" when they read the newspaper dated 28 March 2011 wic supose 2 be MORE fokused on SPM students>??!! well, who wazent ekspekting that aye? the elections were piling up, 1 by 1 MB died(does ths seems fishy 2 any1??)well lets leave this to FAHMI HAREDZ kan ABU ZARIN?? Langsi pnye dahi, ko on9 FB je kuar politik siau ko an? jgn kerek arr rezalt lu pwr! OH, FAHMI HAREDZ KAKAK ko kim salam td aq jmpe dia :))))) Rambut dia da jd cam dlu da, sweeeeeeeeeeeeet doooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! well, she misses u man. should meet her la FAHMI! (BY ACAP)

Scholarship3, so out of all the students in malaysia 9239 gt str8 As. So 9239 ppl have to battle each other. out of tht, 363(the A+s) gt shining chance(if i may) to get em s/ship! out of those 363 lets take out 100 who oredi gt s/ships or their parents r rich enuff 2 support them! we gt nw 263! frm 263 MAYBE 50 are hardcore nerds! Another 70 sucks in social skills. and 50 more cant get english the rite way. so minus them we got 193!! from tht there should be around 100 tht REALLY NEED them s/ships as they have difficulties in financial strength... nw left is 93 tht need to carve their way into the hearts n mind of the interviewers by any chance n means. cheating, manipulating, cunning ways, total honesty, the alpha d*g tactics or anyhing along with the other 8876 students that are ggrateful and really want and deserve the s/ships...(BY THE GUY WHO FLY) But still in de end it all depends on Allah, kalau dah rezeki seseorang tu, result macamana pn dpt scholar n result walau berpuluh2 A+ kalau da xde rezeki x dpt la ye tak??(BY OGGY)

P/s: To whom it may concern, i already cakap, juz read, no comments, we had a deal. I continue ths blog. u dont cmmnt. capiche?

so, thx 4 teman-ing me watch movie.. hey im nt cheap, u guys seem bored. dont blame me 4 the "eh, can u help me? my hp rosak. can u try call me?" okay thts lame but it works(sometimes) and well u knoe whats the nxt line eh. seriously, no cmmnt n cmmtment. well cnt say much here. :D

So nxt stop, i wanna remove the borders of my previous SMKBB n the SBP blog(this!) still, im figuring wether to mix on evry post or to take turns 4 em! u tell me. This is me reporting from my low spec grapic pc with hungry tummy. Hou hou hou!